i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
