let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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