fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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