I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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