Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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