I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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