Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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