Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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