And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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