Nicole vs. Life
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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