I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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