nut hugger
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
