But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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