One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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