Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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