Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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