I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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