She said her name was "party"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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