hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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