Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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