Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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