White coat. Heels.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have tasted many bathrooms
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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