Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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