if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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