i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize