i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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