Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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