well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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