i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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