Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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