Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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