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• (512): View more from Texas

  He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said

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  she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to

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  You KNEW her power was out...

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• (559): View more from California

  With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

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  move.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.

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• (415): View more from California

  LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt

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