i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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