so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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