quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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