its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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