Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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