I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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