As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I AM VODKA MAN
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
