do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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