That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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