do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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