halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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