Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Two words: blizzard sex
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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