Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Less talking, more tequila
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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