I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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