Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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