That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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