this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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