You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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