How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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