you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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