I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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