somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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