i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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